georgia\ tech

1. (Georgia Tech) (780↑, 221↓)

A black hole for all things good in nature. It consumes all things good. Students consume large quantities of beer and liquor to help cope with the daily onslaught of anal reemage from the faculty and staff. Is also notorious for having hidious members of the female sex.

John entered Georgia Tech with a 1510 on his sat and a 4.0 GPA but graduated with a 2.3 and a drinking problem.

Author: yourmothersuckscocksinhell http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1505101

2. (Georgia Tech) (622↑, 139↓)

A drinking school with a engineering problem

At Georgia Tech 100% of the student body drinks 60% get engineering degrees.

Author: Sam Smithenstien http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1888747

3. (Georgia Tech) (548↑, 295↓)

The premiere schoool in the state of Georgia, the only lacking disadvantage is the lack of ladies\!

AAh......time for hard studies and importing ladies from Athens for the weekend\!

Author: Piranha http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/996652

4. (Georgia Tech) (433↑, 202↓)

Premier School of Enginnering where students learn to take it up the rear by facult and staff. While busting their balls to keep their grades up, but failing in the process, and all the time being forced to wear "Tech Goggles" and hit on otherwise hideous "women"

A freshman enters GEORGIA TECH for the first time having a 4.3 avergage in his upper level highschool classes but soon finds that a D is an accomplishment at his new school.

Author: George P. Burdell http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/245397

5. (georgia tech) (334↑, 160↓)

Number one Industial Engineering school. One of the hardest schools to gain acceptence to, attracting many [nerds] and [foreigners]. Most of all it is a school of complainers. Boys complain about 'lack of girls' or 'ugly girls'- but truthfully they are mad because they are gross geeks who cant get a girl anyway. They also complain about [tbs]. Girls complain because, while they are surrounded by lots of guys, most are completely socially inept. The ones that aren't, however, get big egos and are complete [asses]. The whole student body complains about how hard one has to work for a passing grade. People who once got 4.5 GPAs are reduced to 2.0 if they are lucky. Also eveyone complains about the smell of their foreign roomates [BO] or seriously [rank] cooking.

I totally love Georgia Tech anyway\!\!\!

Author: RachelD http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1996258

6. (Georgia Tech) (216↑, 51↓)

A school full of high school Valedictorian's and creepy nerds. Every student was either an overachiever or a slacking genius in high school - now they're desparately trying to make C's in Physics 2. The only "normal" ones are the Management majors - they get to sleep and go out drinking during the week while those with real majors have to study their asses off day and night. The ratio is infamous. Men complain that the women are bitches, women complain that the men haven't hit puberty yet. There are three times as many guys as girls, yet there only seem to be about five dateable men on campus - the rest are busy playing World of Warcraft. However, all the students at Tech can console themselves with the knowledge that if they do manage to survive and get their degree (even if it takes six years), it can never get worse. Also, they'll be making a lot of money as the bosses of [UGA] students.

At 3AM, my high school friends at UGA are out having a good time or sleeping. At 3AM, I am part way into studying for another test that I'm probably going to fail anyway. Screw you, Georgia Tech. I need some liquor.

Author: I Have Standards, Not TBS - You Moron http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/2296874

7. (Georgia Tech) (360↑, 254↓)

The place where fun comes to die.

Georgia Tech is like UGA with lame parties.

Author: dawgfan http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1344433

8. (georgia tech) (135↑, 63↓)

A school that sucks the life out of innocent individuals that thought they were going to get a good education out of it. Also the REAL male population consists of either drunk ass fratboys, greasy nerds that do nothing but drool over sorority girls, or people that think they have the social ability and charisma to hook up with a 'cute girl' and bitch about the lack of selection when chances are the fat chick sitting across from you on the Stinger has a GPA a good 2.5 points higher than yours.

Georgia Tech raped me in the ass and left me for dead.

Author: Paprika-chan http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1975808

9. (georgia tech) (87↑, 20↓)

An American Institution famous for screwing its undergraduates. In addition, when undergrads look for hope in graduate schools like an MIT, Berkeley, Stanford, Caltech, or UCLA, they realize that Georgia Tech as destroyed all their hope by giving them GPAs a full 1.5 points lower then the competition. As a result, they end up doing their graduate studies in the same school that drove them so often to suicide as undergraduates.

Stanford's 2007 incoming graduate engineering class consisted of MIT, Stanford, Caltech, Berkeley, and UCLA undergrads. All Georgia Tech applicants failed to meet the 3.0 GPA requirements, in spite of a near perfect average on the GREs.

Author: Dark Lorde http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/2338695

10. (georgia tech) (182↑, 119↓)

georgia tech actually means absence of women and lack of social ability.

John: hey i go to ga tech\! Sally: ( turns around, leaves room)

Author: Clay http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1029211

11. (georgia tech) (124↑, 73↓)

1. From the latin "Georgun" meaning complete lack of any attractive females, because they all balloon up on Varsity Chili Dogs and Juniors Chicken Tenders. and "Techius" meaning an asshole that has been spread wider than humanly possible by Physics II, Statics, Studio, Thermo and the 4 horsemen. 2. A hellish wasteland 3. A weird phenomenon in which even fat, nasty girls think they can be bitches because the ratio is so far in their favor.

When God made the Great Flood to wipe out evil from the earth, somehow Georgia Tech survived.

Author: Ecto-1 http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1774594

12. (georgia tech) (190↑, 150↓)

Place devoid of any attractive women.

I need to get the hell out of Georgia Tech and down to Panama City for spring break.

Author: http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/320060

13. (Georgia Tech) (50↑, 15↓)

The lack of happiness.

There are two times that a Georgia Tech student is happy: when they get in, and when they get out.

Author: A GA Tech Student http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/4362094

14. (Georgia Tech) (53↑, 32↓)

A school ranked multiple times amongst the top 10 drinking schools, but never ranked with in the top 100 as a social/party school =\> students drink alone in their rooms\!

Hey man, let's wire this entire dorm with some network cable and play Halo all year\! That way we don't have to shower or share our alcohol and drugs with one another... pwn n00bs Georgia Tech style\!

Author: Danimal27 http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/3219129

15. (Georgia Tech) (63↑, 54↓)

Georgia Tech is the best part of Atlanta which is the best part of Georgia which is the best part of the South which is the best part of America which is the best part of Earth which pretty much sucks compared to the Moon.

Let's go to Georgia Tech. Nah, I'm not leaving this crater.

Author: \georgia\ techRobicus\georgia\ tech http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/3866939

16. (Georgia Tech) (42↑, 55↓)

A school in downtown Atlanta that, despite the unfortunate appearance and attitude of most of its men, attracts Agnes Scott girls on the weekends. Free drinks seem to overshadow the fat, pompous frat-boys.

Jill: I'm really bored-- there is nothing to do tonight. Jane: Well... we could always go to Georgia Tech for free alchohol...

Author: purpleoctopus http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/2295468

17. (georgia tech) (124↑, 137↓)

Where the student body is too busy masturbating to World of Warcraft to use spell check. I need a shave.

Examples are plentiful.

Author: AlderMcDoublepost. http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1062190

18. (Georgia Tech) (39↑, 56↓)

A place in the arm-pit of Atlanta where the girls dicks are proportionally larger than the mens. Fraternities engineer new creative butt sex positions and Sororities are...well the sororities are also called fraternities. A place considered so smart Reggie Ball didn't learn quite how to count to 4.

I usually pass by Georgia Tech and laugh. Georgia Tech...the all boys school? Georgia Tech. I think I see a girl\! oh wait its a guy with a mop on his head.

Author: UGA has hot girls http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/4213455

19. (georgia tech) (21↑, 88↓)

where nerds and non-athletic asocial failures dwell, then blog about their football team's absolute failure and try to excuse them by bitching more about the best team in the state. then when they finally win ONCE they think it's end all be all only to not realize with their math skills..cough..cough, that they won 1 out of a 7 year assraping streak by the other team. then they talk about how this team cheats or is dumb when there best quarterback didn't take ANY math classes at a premiere school. lastly techies love to bash everybody only to realize they live in a city full of more trash, scum, hobos, and failures than all their opponents.

Joe: I got accepted into georgia tech\! Bill: You're a cocksucking asocial faggot with no life except on the internet? Joe: (cries and shits himself)

Author: one4the$ http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/4196394

20. (Georgia Tech) (66↑, 149↓)

Where the student body is too busy masturbating to World of Warcraft to use spell check.

Those are fairly obvious, aren't they?

Author: ald http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1062172

21. (georgia tech) (66↑, 154↓)

Georgia Tech is the same thing as [Virginia Tech] only without [boomcat], great [college football], gorgous weather, or [ridiculous] parties. You go into Georgia Tech with good grades and a dream, and you leave with a fat wife, black lungs, and an maybe a beat ass engineering degree.

Joe: I wanted to breathe smog and hit on fat asian chicks, so I went to Georgia Tech. Marcus: Sucks for you man

Author: staff http://georgia-tech.urbanup.com/1684319

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Last updated: 2012.03.01